Kid’s jokes

A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

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Once a math teacher and a history teacher had a fight whether maths is better or history. History teacher: I will call all of Stalins army and kill you.

Math teacher: Then I will put all the army in the bracket and multiply it by zero.
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "in her biology class."
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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
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Teacher: Why were you late? Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too!