*GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE* !

Good Morning !

At present, we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.

• If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.
• If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
• If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
• If you want us to wash your clothes and do iron, press 4.
• If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
• If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
• If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.
• If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
• If you need money, press 9.
• If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to the theatre, start talking...we are listening !